Kleinman(Woody Allen饰)住在一个小镇上,他是一个小小的不起眼的记账员。一天夜里,他被邻居们叫醒,邻居们想请他帮忙把一个在小镇上杀了好多个人的陌生人抓起来。但当他穿好衣服出门准备加入邻居们擒贼的队伍中去的时候,他发现,邻居们在一时之间好像都消失了。与此同时,一个马戏团来到了镇上,展开马戏表演。Paul和Imy是其中的两个表演者。经过一场斗殴,Imy在一个晚上离开了马戏团。渐渐的,她发现了Kleinma一个人表情狰狞地蜷缩在角落里。
Wealthy Rollo Treadway (Buster Keaton) suddenly decides to propose to his neighbor across the street, Betsy O'Brien (Kathryn McGuire), and sends his servant to book passage for a honeymoon sea cruise to Honolulu. When Betsy rejects his sudden offer however, he decides to go on the trip anyway, boarding without delay that night. Because the pier number is partially covered, he ends up on the wrong ship, the Navigator, which Betsy's rich father (Frederick Vroom) has just sold to a small country at war. Agents for the other small nation in the conflict decide to set the ship adrift that same night. When Betsy's father checks up on the ship, he is captured and tied up by the saboteurs. Betsy hears his cry for help and boards the ship to look for him, just before it is cut loose. The Navigator drifts out into the Pacific Ocean. The two unwitting passengers eventually find each other. At first, they have great difficulty looking after themselves, but adapt after a few weeks. At one point, they sight a navy ship and hoist a brightly-colored flag, not realizing it signals that the ship is under quarantine. As a result, the other vessel turns away. Finally, the ship grounds itself near an inhabited tropical island and springs a leak. While Rollo dons a deep sea diving suit and submerges to patch the hole, the black natives canoe out and take Betsy captive. When Rollo emerges from the ocean, the natives are scared off, enabling him to rescue Betsy and take her back to the ship. The natives return and try to board the ship. After a fierce struggle, Rollo and Betsy try to escape in a small dinghy. It starts to sink, and the natives swiftly overtake them in their canoes. Just when all seems lost, a navy submarine surfaces right underneath them and they are saved.
康德公爵(让•雷诺 Jean Reno饰)是12世纪的贵族,这天他前来城堡与公主订婚,却遭到奸人迫害。他的酒杯里被投下巫婆的毒药,让他喝下了迷魂药。神志不清中,康德杀死了公主,被抓入大牢。 仆人安德烈(克里斯汀•克拉维尔 Christian Clavier饰)去找巫师,让康德回到事件之前。但是,粗心的巫师却抓错了药,结果康德和安德烈去到了21世纪的芝加哥。他们遇上了康德的后人朱莉亚(克里斯蒂娜•艾伯盖特 Christina Applegate 饰),得知如果他们不及时回到12世纪,罗萨琳公主将无法复活,后人就会消失。但是安德烈却乐不思蜀了。他和一个女孩打得火热,并不大愿意回到12世纪。然而时间不等人,康德的归去越来越迫切,而安德烈却还在温柔乡里磨蹭。事情越来越棘手。
故事发生在节日气氛浓厚的平安夜,一封神秘的来信让五个个性迥异的男人聚集在了名为“海之家”的海边旅馆之内,他们分别是性格超级自恋的杉本(山田孝之 饰)、花心但桃花运欠佳的猫田(室毅 饰)、大大咧咧风风火火的仁科(小柳友 饰)、鲨鱼爱好者松山(山本裕典 饰)和海之家的老板(佐藤二郎 饰)。 写信的女子名叫江里子(户田惠梨香 饰),在曾经共处的日子里,面容俏丽个性开朗的江里子成为了大家共同爱慕的对象,这一次,收到江里子的来信,他们都坚信,自己才是江里子真正喜欢着的那一个。时间渐渐流逝,一个人影出现在了海之家门口,然而,这个人却并不是江里子,而是一直企图拆除海之家的律师关口。©豆瓣