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简介：　　21世紀轟動國際的騙案層出不窮。有收錢幫人考試的「出貓特攻隊」，亦有人假扮殘疾人士組成「非常籃團」，「勇奪」2000年悉尼殘奧籃球金牌？﹗聽來難以置信的電影橋段，竟是改編自真人真事：一名籃球教練為怕失去政府的資助，竟找來七個失業漢，與兩個殘疾運動員合組籃球隊，飛往澳洲參加殘奧。但要傷健共融，真是談何容易。由籃球場以至宿舍和更衣室，七名「假殘疾」隊員鬧出笑話連篇。憤世嫉俗的他們輕視身邊一切，卻被來自各國的殘疾運動員無比熱誠和努力所感動，學會放下偏見，齊心打好比賽。一宗國際體壇醜聞，講述的卻是人性美好的一面，令人重燃對人生的鬥志和希望。

简介：故事的主人公是一个在任何方面看起来都很普通的男人。一次偶然的机会，他遇见了自己非常喜欢的女孩，然而不凑巧的是，当时他傻乎乎的闹出了许多笑话，活像个小丑。随后为了将女孩追到手，主人公绞尽脑汁，用尽各种办法，就是希望对方能明白自己的心意，不要误以为他是一个不解风情的家伙。

简介：Driven by biological excess, a young man and woman search for sexual fulfillment, unaware of each

简介：　　George Tracy and Charlie Sorel, both thirty-six years of age, are writers - a Paris novelist and Hollywood screenwriter, respectively - best friends, and partners in crime in skirt chasing. Charlie is shot dead aboard a yacht during a party by filmmaker Sir Leopold Sartori after he catches Charlie fooling around with his wife, Rusty, Charlie's body which falls overboard and which is not found. Sartori's act is despite he being a notorious womanizer himself. Charlie's sparsely attended funeral service, at which George provides the eulogy, demonstrates how Charlie's womanizing ways negatively affected his so called friendships. Staying at Charlie's Malibu beach house, George meets a beautiful young woman who seems to be suffering from amnesia, but is drawn to Charlie's house. George initially believes she is one of Charlie's conquests, but she eventually comes to the realization and is able to convince George that she is Charlie reincarnated. George ultimately believes it is God's divine retribution for Charlie to come back as an object of his own derision. But together and individually, George and Charlie have to devise a way for Charlie to live in this new female body, George who has no money to support Charlie, and Charlie's estate which is bankrupt. In addition, Charlie, who has always been a player, figures that she should be able to capitalize on her new womanhood, which includes using knowledge of her former indiscretions as a man, and getting back at Sir Leo. But she may also be able to eke out a lucrative life as she becomes the object of affection of wealthy momma's boy, Bruce Minton III.

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　　Wealthy Rollo Treadway (Buster Keaton) suddenly decides to propose to his neighbor across the street, Betsy O'Brien (Kathryn McGuire), and sends his servant to book passage for a honeymoon sea cruise to Honolulu. When Betsy rejects his sudden offer however, he decides to go on the trip anyway, boarding without delay that night. Because the pier number is partially covered, he ends up on the wrong ship, the Navigator, which Betsy's rich father (Frederick Vroom) has just sold to a small country at war.
　　Agents for the other small nation in the conflict decide to set the ship adrift that same night. When Betsy's father checks up on the ship, he is captured and tied up by the saboteurs. Betsy hears his cry for help and boards the ship to look for him, just before it is cut loose.
　　The Navigator drifts out into the Pacific Ocean. The two unwitting passengers eventually find each other. At first, they have great difficulty looking after themselves, but adapt after a few weeks. At one point, they sight a navy ship and hoist a brightly-colored flag, not realizing it signals that the ship is under quarantine. As a result, the other vessel turns away.
　　Finally, the ship grounds itself near an inhabited tropical island and springs a leak. While Rollo dons a deep sea diving suit and submerges to patch the hole, the black natives canoe out and take Betsy captive. When Rollo emerges from the ocean, the natives are scared off, enabling him to rescue Betsy and take her back to the ship. The natives return and try to board the ship. After a fierce struggle, Rollo and Betsy try to escape in a small dinghy. It starts to sink, and the natives swiftly overtake them in their canoes. Just when all seems lost, a navy submarine surfaces right underneath them and they are saved.

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　　Angela, supposedly reformed and living under an assumed surname, is working at a summer camp. However, when the campers start misbehaving, she soon reverts to her old ways.

简介：鲍勃（罗宾·威廉斯 Robin Williams 饰）都快50岁了，事业面临着挑战，家庭面临着危机。本来他打算在百忙之中抽出时间陪家人展开一次夏威夷之旅，以改善糟糕的家庭关系；无奈又放不下公司业务，因为一个名牌大学MBA的公司新人给他带来了严重的威胁，如果不拼了老命工作，饭碗随时不保。用心良苦的老爹，只好临时想了一个折中办法：取消夏威夷之行，全家租来一个流动房车，前往他的出差地的城市附近，来一次野营活动。一边是忙碌繁琐的工作，一边是盼望着有个美好旅途的家庭，鲍勃得有一流的周旋功夫，不仅顾全大局而且两面讨好。问题是老爹又不是超人，应付起来自然力不从心，笑料百出。

简介：待业宅家的余良生（包贝尔 饰）被母亲逼迫去川西寻找孤身一人去支教的妹妹余萧（何蓝逗 饰），却得知妹妹被人贩绑架，救妹心切的他就此踏上了一场险象环生的营救妹妹之旅。途中他意外邂逅同样漂泊在外的顾小曼（李梦 饰），殊不知两人即将被迫卷入更大的阴谋。各怀鬼胎的几方势力，阴差阳错的上演了一幕幕啼笑皆非的闹剧。真真假假的身份、荒诞离谱的误会……旅途的终点到底还有什么等待着他们？

简介：　　电影《教数学的体育老师》讲述一个梦想破灭后的体育老师——张志强意外成了一个超级烂班的数学老师。开始他的动机只是为了追求爱情，但是在与班上学生相处的过程中，渐渐找回了自己磨灭的信心。他改变自己的同时，也改变了差生们，当然最后也赢得了爱情。影片保持着喜剧风格，轻松而又幽默的故事来自生活中常见的笑话，看似不可能的事往往就能发生，但不变的是朴实感人的内核。该片故事里的高中生活有考试压力也有青春萌动，有生活负担也有为梦想的奋斗，有欢笑也有泪水，真实而不狗血。片中每个角色都充满朝气和活力，使得整部影片也是朝气蓬勃，是青涩却很养眼的高中时代的集体回忆。现实里千千万万正在奋斗或者迷茫中的人，帮助他们找到生活的目标和意义才是影片所塑造的独特价值。

简介：茜莱丝特·加西亚是一个寡妇，在哈瓦那过着平静的生活，每天在当地天文馆当导游。有一天，当几个古巴人神秘地消失在稀薄的空气中时，古巴政府宣布，外星人一直伪装成人类生活在古巴，而这些外国客人现在正通过邀请人类访问他们遥远的世界来回报他们的好感。这一切对茜莱丝特·加西亚来说都很有意义——她一直认为她的俄罗斯邻居波琳很古怪，但现在才知道她真的来自另一个星球。茜莱丝特·加西亚发现波琳给她留下了一份个人邀请，邀请她加入政府的筹备计划，前往遥远的未知之旅。

简介：1970年冬天，来自新不伦瑞克乡村的一个脾气暴躁的小镇水管工，必须驾驶他那辆破旧的工作卡车，行驶1000英里到多伦多，把被捕的同性恋哥哥从监狱里带出来。哥哥因在公共公园发生性行为而被捕。两人随后被母亲命令一起开车回家，在这个过程中，他们必须面对彼此的冲突和矛盾，以避免发生更大的冲突。这部电影灵感来自于一个真实的故事。

简介：　　临近毕业的医学系学生金牡丹感叹外貌导致的诸多不顺，即将成为整容医生的好友胡蓝和笛箐决定研发赶超韩国的整容技术帮助金牡丹。三个人分别撷取名字一个字的谐音“金蝴蝶”作为计划的名称。胡蓝与同事张乐成为恋人，但是笛菁着实令得“花花公子”张乐感觉心旌摇荡。趁着胡蓝进修的机会，张乐转而追求笛菁。
　　张乐在笛菁的帮助下进行一次近乎“变脸”的手术，谁知此人是警方通缉的罪犯。胡蓝利用契合国人的黄金分割整容理论还原罪犯术后的面容，帮助警方抓获逃犯。回归的胡蓝引领着“金蝴蝶梦”逐渐地迈向深入，黄金分割整容技术的科研论文即将完稿。一个偶然的机会，胡蓝发现衣衫不整的笛箐和张乐；感情执着的胡蓝和风流倜傥的张乐分手，张乐和笛箐先后辞职。金牡丹选择嫁给一个大她二十岁的男人，“金蝴蝶”计划分崩离析。
　　经历第一个病患的隆胸“医闹”以后，萎靡不振的胡蓝被派往韩国进修国际先进的整容技术。随着明星桃花红的手术成功，胡蓝名声大振。张乐的放荡最终导致其与笛菁分道扬镳。金牡丹和笛菁回归，“金蝴蝶”计划再度启动……
　　一年以后的张乐没能辨认出来，眼前她意图搭讪的美女正是他先后伤害的两个姑娘的挚友金牡丹。