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　　T-34坦克，是第二次世界大战前由苏联哈尔科夫共产国际工厂设计师米哈伊尔·伊里奇·科什金设计的中型坦克。本片是两辆原型坦克从哈尔科夫，自走到莫斯科参审的传奇经历……

　　杰克．莱蒙与沃尔特．马修这一对最佳喜剧搭档在完成了两集东山再起的《见色忘友》之后，再度携手走进女人堆，竟然在一艘开往加勒比海的邮轮上当伴舞男郎，希望钓上富婆财色兼收。华特依旧饰演诡计多端的查理戈登，他赌马欠了一屁股债，乃游说丧妻的连襟赫伯苏利文出海旅游轻松一下。赫伯不明所以答应了，上船后才知道查理已签约伴舞，虽被摆了一道也只好打鸭子上架。

　　每个人的青春期都或多或少的有过迷茫，躁动，愤怒和困惑。电影主人公贾斯汀（卢•泰勒•普奇 Lou Taylor Pucci饰）有着吮拇指的幼稚习惯。贾斯汀一直想要克服这个难缠的习惯，其实这个习惯只是一个青少年青春期困惑的一个缩影，其他的困惑还包括性和家庭等。在改变这个习惯的意愿下隐藏的，是贾斯汀对成长的不自觉的渴望。每个人成年人都可以在这部电影中找到自己曾经的影子，这个故事中的严肃，真挚，诙谐，都是那段青春时光不可抵抗的魅力。

　　男人的幻想 艾人的夢魘
　　女人的憧憬 男人的大忌
　　花花公子長島道行白天是牙醫，晚上是爵士樂手。一心想找個完美情人的他周旋在由加、百合和惠子三女之間。本來享盡齊人之福的長島，最後卻為了逃避眾女逼婚，被逼落難離國！身邊女友如走馬燈一樣團團轉的男人，到底叫人又羡又妒，還是有苦自己知呢？男女關係搞得一塌湖塗，是否就如導演森田芳光所言︰沒有嚐過放蕩的生活，就體會不了真愛的可貴？森田作品向以題材寫實著稱，本片正好道出八十年代初期日本人的戀愛和生活態度。

　　Wealthy Rollo Treadway (Buster Keaton) suddenly decides to propose to his neighbor across the street, Betsy O'Brien (Kathryn McGuire), and sends his servant to book passage for a honeymoon sea cruise to Honolulu. When Betsy rejects his sudden offer however, he decides to go on the trip anyway, boarding without delay that night. Because the pier number is partially covered, he ends up on the wrong ship, the Navigator, which Betsy's rich father (Frederick Vroom) has just sold to a small country at war.
　　Agents for the other small nation in the conflict decide to set the ship adrift that same night. When Betsy's father checks up on the ship, he is captured and tied up by the saboteurs. Betsy hears his cry for help and boards the ship to look for him, just before it is cut loose.
　　The Navigator drifts out into the Pacific Ocean. The two unwitting passengers eventually find each other. At first, they have great difficulty looking after themselves, but adapt after a few weeks. At one point, they sight a navy ship and hoist a brightly-colored flag, not realizing it signals that the ship is under quarantine. As a result, the other vessel turns away.
　　Finally, the ship grounds itself near an inhabited tropical island and springs a leak. While Rollo dons a deep sea diving suit and submerges to patch the hole, the black natives canoe out and take Betsy captive. When Rollo emerges from the ocean, the natives are scared off, enabling him to rescue Betsy and take her back to the ship. The natives return and try to board the ship. After a fierce struggle, Rollo and Betsy try to escape in a small dinghy. It starts to sink, and the natives swiftly overtake them in their canoes. Just when all seems lost, a navy submarine surfaces right underneath them and they are saved.

　　康德公爵（让•雷诺 Jean Reno饰）是12世纪的贵族，这天他前来城堡与公主订婚，却遭到奸人迫害。他的酒杯里被投下巫婆的毒药，让他喝下了迷魂药。神志不清中，康德杀死了公主，被抓入大牢。
　　仆人安德烈（克里斯汀•克拉维尔 Christian Clavier饰）去找巫师，让康德回到事件之前。但是，粗心的巫师却抓错了药，结果康德和安德烈去到了21世纪的芝加哥。他们遇上了康德的后人朱莉亚（克里斯蒂娜•艾伯盖特 Christina Applegate 饰），得知如果他们不及时回到12世纪，罗萨琳公主将无法复活，后人就会消失。但是安德烈却乐不思蜀了。他和一个女孩打得火热，并不大愿意回到12世纪。然而时间不等人，康德的归去越来越迫切，而安德烈却还在温柔乡里磨蹭。事情越来越棘手。